To cut through this Gordian Knot with Occam's Razor (heh) comes Brandon of Random Panels, who simply asks for our favorite comic book cover. Ever.
That's easy. The Keeper gave us his, inspiring me to give you mine:

It's got:
Gil Kane artwork!
Second-string heroes!
Short heroes!
Earths 1 and 2!
Breaking the fourth wall!
Bad punning in the title!
A visual pun in the art!
A roundhouse punch!
Gil Kane artwork!
What more could you want (except maybe dinosaurs, monkeys, and the color purple)?